im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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