i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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