That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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