alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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