life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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