I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
you didnt know i had herpes?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I forget how to act sober
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