ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can you bring me the toilet please
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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