Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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