She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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