Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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