I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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