He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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