yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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