And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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