just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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