You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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