I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
