First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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