My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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