Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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