Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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