Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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