Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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