so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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