from now on my penis is your penis
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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