I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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