My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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