big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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