Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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