At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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