That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Can I color on your dick again?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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