Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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