Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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