In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I bet he comes in French.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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