found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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