imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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