I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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