just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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