so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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