M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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