Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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