I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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