either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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