I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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