break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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