They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize