Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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