Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we made out on top of his cat.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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