i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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