halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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