Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
