piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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