i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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