FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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